She announced her abortion via fbk
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
Dignity is for republicans.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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