found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
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