i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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