Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
Randomize
