just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
Are my feet made of real feet?
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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