i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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