You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
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