Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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