is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
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