Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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