Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
The shower rod just came down while I was pooping. I caught it though and the curtain stayed on, so I'm not sure if it's a good or bad omen for the rest of my day
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