her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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