I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
For future reference, never invite the people you met at Dunkin Donuts at 2am to your house to watch Dogma
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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