new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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