this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
so I was thinking like, Rob Pattinson could make so much money whoring himself out dressed as Edward Cullen.
yeah, I mean if he's down to fuck a lot of fat chicks and stare at Tiger Beat posters of himself above the bed...
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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