i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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