The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I have aggressive nipples.
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
