your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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