Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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