its not stalking. its research.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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