just survived the first fart of the relationship.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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