she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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