It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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