She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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