Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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