Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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