They should really pass out barf bags in church
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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