Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
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