You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
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