I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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