we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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