please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Is it because I queefed?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
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