How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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