People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
