Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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