found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You drunk dialed me talking about the stages of mitosis. There is no way you didn't ace your bio final
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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