Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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