I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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