Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
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