Non-Jews are for practice
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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