and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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