so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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