Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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