does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
It's just like the Real World with babies
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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