so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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