I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I've come to the conclusion while folding laundry and watching porn that I may be dead inside.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Terrible idea I love it
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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