She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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