Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Alive.
So much puke
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
