So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
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