It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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