Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
All the doctor said was why
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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