That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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