First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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